If Brians dreams came true

Meet French Fryin' Sheckler....french fries wanted to be cooler so they added a nice touch

So that got me thinking....what if i could make brian's dreams come true......if i could make him into MTV hottie and star of Life of Ryan,,and skater sensation.,,,and grade A douchebag ryan sheckler, than i could make those dreams a reality

^^so look everyone... its BRIAN Sheckler!^^

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"MAYAN" Sheckler

"Mayan" Sheckler

Britney who?

found this tidbit from Tyler Durden

Congratulations spears family....you now have two daughters who are completely disgusting piles of shit.. According to Star magazines article on on Feb 13th, she's buying a "Double wide trailer" for herself, the baby, and Laguna beach wannabe casey aldrige. She also questioned for a short time, who infact was the father....now last time i checked, that means Casey's not the only one getting a peice of the 9 year old who brightens up our days as Zoey Brooks. Poor Nickelodeon. boy did they get the shitty end of the deal.

Heres an excerpt from that article

Just days before announcing her pregnancy in December, Jamie Lynn shocked a boy at a party by asking him for sex. "It's cool, I'm pregnant," she said. "I can't get pregnant again!"

Well good thing you took biology class jaime...indeed you can't get pregnant twice....but your white trash level has increased significantly

im gonna miss zoey...the real zoey wouldnt have done this to us.

So scrolling through the Yahoo sports page, just enjoying myself, i come upon this asshole. It's just been released that Bill Belichick's been using these cameras since 2000. Had it not been for our boy Arlen Specter, who chose to take charge of the situation, none of this would have been uncovered. You gotta love that...a 348 year old sports fan who still values ther integrity of the game...Back to fuckhead bill...poor guy got fined $500,000...he then reached into his gym sock under his bed..took out the fine and paid it with a smile....followed by a trip to his basement lab where he fixed his robot tom brady...its people like arlen specter who keep this country running

Obama Specter '08!

This Just In, I'm terrified of Kenny George

Paul Bunyan, Big Foot, The Jolly Green Giant, and UNC Asheville center Kenny George; what do they all have in common? They all have herpes.....just kidding. they're actually all over 7' 8. George is also 360 pounds...in other words....he would probably eat me as an afternoon snack. Unfortunately he's not a cannibal and only plays 20 minutes a game due to fatigue. Nothing very important about this story, i just like to recognize superheros such as he. Good luck in your travels Kenny.

Also be sure to play with him in NCAA Hoops 2008.....its quite laughable